Month: July 2017

The Last Cowboy (2003)

The Last Cowboy ranks in the top half of Hallmark movies, not because of its pedestrian story about an estranged father and daughter in cowboy country but because of the actors who play them. Lance Henriksen and Jennie Garth slip into their roles without fuss, avoiding histrionic confrontations in a script that could easily descend into that.

Garth is Jake Cooper, a Texas girl turned California hotshot who left home eight years earlier and hasn’t looked back. She crashes back into her family’s life after her grandfather passes away, barreling into the funeral at the last minute dressed like she’s ready for a Hollywood costume party. It’s a misleading entrance though because Jake turns out to be nothing like the diva that we expect her to be. Instead, she’s a no-nonsense horse trainer with a gentle side, one that she doesn’t show to her father whom she blames for her mother’s death.

John Cooper, meanwhile, is an old school cowboy, a guy who probably talks more to animals than to people. He’s been running the family ranch, Dry Creek, for years, but with his father’s death, the vultures are circling and he must fend off buyers interested only in carving up the land for profit. John is too emotionally stunted to try to reconcile with Jake, but he warms up to his grandson, and the kid creates an opening for father and daughter to work things out.

The movie slows once everyone tries to figure out how to save Dry Creek and doesn’t really pick up until the very end. There’s a lot of talking and negotiating that gets repetitive. Garth and Henriksen are appealing as stubborn opposites who turn out to have more in common than they let themselves believe. They’re also sympathetic and show off the tender side of their characters that they don’t show each other.

Whenever the plot starts to drag, John’s friend and ranch hand, Amos (M. C. Gainey) steps in. A chatty Texan who mentions cow patties on multiple occasions and regularly throws up the word “ornery,” he’s blessed comic relief. Brad Cooper also makes an appearance and is admittedly why I watched this movie. He plays Jake’s business partner and fellow horse trainer. Fans don’t have too much to look forward to though. Cooper has a few token scenes as Jake’s main cheerleader, supporting her proposal to turn Dry Creek into a training stable and horse rehabilitation center. He also wants to support her romantically, but she first has to work out her relationship with her father.

The movie’s setting offers some nice shots of Texas, or whatever substituted as the filming location. There are plenty of fields for horses to gallop through and we get herds of cattle stirring up dust clouds as the sun blazes down. I always wish for bigger budgets and imaginations when it comes to anything that takes place in open land though. The movie gets boxed in, visually and narratively, but I suppose that’s why it’s on television.

Released: 2017
Dir: Joyce Chopra
Writer: J.P. Martin
Cast: Jennie Garth, Lance Henriksen, Bradley Cooper, M.C. Gainey, Dylan Wagner, John Vargas
Time: 83 min
Lang: English
Country: United States
Network: Hallmark
Reviewed: 2017

Wicked Flying Monkeys (2015)

There are few things that scare a kid more than the strange creatures and happenings in the world of Oz. I mean, melting witches, hologram wizards, and do I even need to mention detachable mannequin heads (thank you, Return to Oz, for several decades of nightmares)? So it wasn’t without cause that I worried about how Wicked Flying Monkeys might traumatize a new generation of children.

Well I’m glad to say that fearsome as said flying monkeys may be, this chirpy animated movie won’t force your kids to retreat under the covers every night. Instead, it delivers a message about standing up for yourself and finding the strength to do so because of, and not in spite of, your quirks and differences. The animation is serviceable, not great, and the characters are generic, boxy creations, but it’s a fun diversion that delivers some touching emotional moments.

Our protagonist is little Ozzy, an insecure winged primate who doesn’t know how to fly. He floats around with the help of a balloon tied around his waist, much to the embarrassment of his father, Goliath. Since Goliath is also the leader of the flying monkey guards, Ozzy’s inability to perform basic flying monkey skills gets in the way of a more tender father-son relationship. That bond is put to the test when the Wicked Witch, Evilene, turns Goliath into a chicken after he tries to defend his son.

The green lady, you may recall, came to a sad, wet end in the Wizard of Oz, but in this movie, we find that the Good Witch, Glinda, has revived her and given her a second chance. Worried that her sister might use her powers to terrorize lost farm girls again, Glinda has locked all of Evilene’s powers into a magic broom to be guarded by the kings of Oz – the Cowardly Lion, the Tin Man, and the Scarecrow. However, Evilene, being evil, orders her minions to steal the broom back. The mission goes a little haywire, but Evilene gets her hands on the broom long enough to cast spells on the three kings and send them scattering in different directions.

Like Dorothy before him, Ozzy takes an adventure that teaches him to face his fears. The timid monkey must find the three kings and bring them back to defeat Evilene. His journey leads him to Gabby, Glinda’s niece and witch-in-training. Unfortunately she’s very much a witch in training and has accidentally frozen her aunt. Unable to seek Glinda’s help, he’s left to his own devices. If he doesn’t accomplish his mission, Oz will be lost to Evilene and his dad will be chicken soup.

Even in this magical land, people, well monkeys, are constrained by social norms too. Ozzy has no stomach for wickedness, and if it were up to Goliath, he would probably just let his kid float around with a balloon. But that’s just not the way things are. It takes our little hero to show that kindness and tenderness are compatible with strength and courage, a worthy message and one I want stamped into every child’s brain.

Released: 2015
Alt Title: Guardianes de Oz
Prod: Jose C. Garcia de Letona, Fernando de Fuentes, Jorge Gutierrez
Dir: Alberto Mar
Writer: Jorge Gutierrez, Doug Langdale, Evan Gore
Cast: Héctor Emmanuel Gómez, Susana Zavaleta, Loreto Peralta, Raúl Araiza, Jorge “El Burro” van Rankin, Steve Cannon, Melissa Hutchison, Jenn McAllister, Stephanie Komure, Ambyr Childers
Chuck Kourourkis, Jeff Minnerly, Dino Andrade
Time: 87 min
Lang: Spanish/English
Country: Mexico, India
Reviewed: 2017

Site Unseen: An Emma Fielding Mystery (2017)

My entertainment life these days seems to be a lot of Hallmark Movies and Mysteries. After a wild Fixer Upper Mysteries and Aurora Teagarden bender, I went straight for a shot of Hallmark’s latest, and lived to tell about it. Emma Fielding is like every other series on offer in that the title character (Courtney Thorne-Smith) is a determined career woman with a knack for getting mixed up in a man’s world. In this case, the woman is an archeologist leading a team of students on a dig. Her old fashioned techniques, that is actual digging, earn her the condescension of a male upstart, who would prefer to survey a site with his drone.

They’re spending a few weeks in Emma’s stepmother’s backyard in Maine, hoping to find proof of a settlement that predates Jamestown. It’s the continuation of her father’s research, which never progressed beyond conjecture. When their dig site yields an old spoon, everyone is giddy, until fresh bodies start popping up and suddenly it’s a different and unwelcome adventure. It’s hard to imagine anyone in this picturesque fishing town would want to screw with some university kids sifting through dirt, but this is a murder mystery and sleepy towns are full of killers.

Some locals are convinced there’s buried treasure waiting to be unearthed and will do anything to get their hands on it. Hottie Will (Benjamin Ayres) even ran salvage operations some years ago, so up he goes on the suspect list. Others are just shady, like grumpy Tichnor. His house is one of those where you half expect the police to pull a body or two out of the basement freezer. There’s also petty barmaid Nikki, who harbors an unhealthy resentment towards Emma for not remembering the fact that they used to hang out during the summer. I have to say the identity of the murderer is clear to anyone who makes a habit out of watching these things. That said, the movie still commits to misdirection and each suspect seems like a plausible culprit.

At the center of all this is Emma, cool-headed and not too foolhardy. She’s a university professor after all and knows how to prudently navigate her way around condescending men in power. FBI agent Jim Connor (James Tupper) would be a good romantic match if he didn’t also mock her crime solving skills, dismissing her deductions for rising only to the standard of peer review and not a court of law. When her department head (Martin Cummins) strides in and tries to stop the excavation for fear of safety, she must also reason her way around his objections.

Like actress Jewel in the Fixer Upper mystery series, Thorne-Smith tends for a low-key approach to her character. It doesn’t feel like she’s trying to put on a show, which is the feeling I get whenever Candace Cameron Bure appears on my screen. There’s very little melodrama, all things considered, which puts more focus on the mystery. That also makes it a sleepier choice, but you could do a lot worse.

Released: 2017
Dir: Douglas Barr
Writer: Suzette Couture
Cast: Courtney Thorne-Smith, James Tupper, Martin Cummins, Adam DiMarco, Tess Atkins, Benjamin Ayres, P. Lynn Johnson, Andrew Kavadas, Jessica Heafey
Time: 83 min
Lang: English
Country: United States
Network: Hallmark Movies and Mysteries
Reviewed: 2017