Hailey Dean Mystery: Dating is Murder (2017)

I find dating a drag too, but murder? That’s a bit hyperbolic, unless you’re in Hailey Dean world, in which case dating does prove to be a deadly affair. It’s a game that the former attorney turned therapist gets ensnared in when a family friend is found stabbed and buried under a pile of leaves in the woods. The victim is a well known fitness personality in the area, and suspicion first falls on people in that orbit. The owner of a start-up shoe company is targeted because he suffered losses to his reputation and finances after she negatively reviewed his revolutionary new shoe. But another lead opens up when Hailey connects the case with an unsolved murder and notices that both victims used Penguin App, the sexy dating alternative to Tinder, OK Cupid, and a drunken night out at the bar with your friends.

I think the lesson to be learned here is not that dating is murder but that dating apps are sketchy AF. Anonymous dates are creepy, not mysterious and tantalizing. Hailey’s (Kellie Martin) friend and coworker, Sabrina (Emily Holmes), is an eager Penguin App user and thinks nothing of it when her date plays coy and doesn’t reveal any personal information. Needless to say, it’s no surprise when things don’t go according to plan. Communication is also a super important lesson. Besides getting the fundamental details about your dinner date’s identity, you should also make sure you and your long-term date are on the same page. Hailey and her coroner boyfriend, Jonas (Matthew MacCaull), need non-solving-murder related hobbies since she at least is consumed by this and every other case. He’s tagging along because he likes her and he’s got useful coroner skills. But these two really should talk things out.

There’s not much else to say about this movie. This is one of those clean, no-nonsense scripts that is as trim as it gets. It executes all the elements of a TV mystery in a straightforward way with little fuss. Hailey and her team of police detective and attorney friends are slow to pick up on the dating app connection and how they can use it to catch the killer, but then again, technology and Hallmark don’t make the most natural pairing. The efficiency of the plot is what makes the movie kind of boring. Nancy Grace, who wrote the books this series is based on, has a cameo that shouts at you from the screen, but these are starting to prove as distracting as Stan Lee’s appearances in Marvel films.

I haven’t given up on Hailey Dean and still like what I’ve seen so far. She’s different from the other Hallmark sleuths because she’s a victim of a violent crime herself. The cases are personal, not just a little something on the side to keep her and her friends entertained. Plus, the last film revealed a potential new direction for the series, one that explores Hailey’s own hunt for justice. If future movies push this storyline, the series can only improve. Until then, this film merely gets a passing grade.

Highlight for spoilers: It’s Jessica. It was always Jessica, and we knew it because she couldn’t hide the fact that she still had a thing for Wade. Jealousy’s a bitch, but it shouldn’t make you a killer. However, Wade’s growing profile meant that Jessica’s crush, her long-time work buddy and fellow nerd was seeking companionship outside their bubble. When he started using the app that they developed together, it was a step too far. She created a ghost account to track his dates and then made sure they never went out with Wade, or anyone else, again.

Released: 2017
Dir: Michael Robinson
Writer: Michelle Ricci
Cast: Kellie Martin, Giacomo Baessato, Viv Leacock, Matthew MacCaull, Emily Holmes, Toby Levins, Kieran Sequoia
Time: 83 min
Lang: English
Country: United States
Network: Hallmark Movies and Mysteries
Reviewed: 2018