Few movies aim for mediocrity and fail to even achieve that, but Paul Blart: Mall Cop, Part Deux goes the distance. At 94 minutes, it’s an exhausting marathon with little action and zero surprises but plenty of uninteresting characters and senseless directing choices. It’s fitting that the main character is a disrespected security guard who can’t catch a break. Anyone sitting through this movie will know the feeling. It didn’t have to be this way. I’m one of the minority who liked the original, which I thought was goofy family fun. Anchored by generous everyman Kevin James, Paul Blart, the First centers around the titular mall cop’s love for his mother (Shirley Knight) and daughter (Raini Rodriguez) and his awkward attempts to romance the mall’s resident wig vendor (Jayma Mays).
This movie picks up some time after those events when things seem to be on the up and up for Paul. He’s just married wig woman and still feels good about his heist-thwarting heroics. A mere six days after his wedding though, his wife files for divorce, then his mom gets flattened by a milk truck, and he’s back to being abused by ungrateful mall patrons. His one saving grace is an invitation to a security officers convention, where he hopes to be honored with the keynote speaker slot.
The convention takes place in Las Vegas, specifically at the Wynn Hotel, which I bring up because the movie doesn’t let you forget. In fact, the city looks far more dazzling than the film itself. I rather they’d planted a camera on the Strip and screened ninety minutes of foot traffic. There would have been more drama in that than in all of this sad, sorry sequel. Sure, there is a major art theft going on, but this isn’t Ocean’s 11 and the bad guys talk about stealing paintings far more than they actually go about stealing them.
Mall Cop 2 reaches for the persistent optimism that kept the first movie afloat, but rebound Paul has gotten selfish. His motivations are less about the people and job he loves than about his own redemption, which is fine but that makes him less sympathetic. At the convention, Paul’s desperate to gain the respect and admiration of his peers since he’s not going to get it anywhere else. His daughter, Maya, does her best to brighten his mood, but she’s got her mind on more important things, like college and the cute valet (David Henrie). If there’s anything to recommend this movie, it’s Rodriguez, who is disarmingly sweet. She plays Maya like a sappy sitcom daughter but compensates with an infectious smile that makes me think better of this world.
The rift between father and daughter – he doesn’t want her to go to UCLA – points to other problems, not just in their relationship but in Paul’s patronizing attitude towards women. He’s overprotective of Maya to a fault and insists to the hotel general manager’s face that she (Daniella Alonso) is infatuated with him. This leads to so much harassment, most of which the all-male creative team pass off as good-natured gags. When Paul sees a male convention-goer (Nicholas Turturro) totally ignore a woman’s rejection, rather than telling him to lay off, Paul doubles down and insists the woman doesn’t know what she’s missing. Dude, yes, she does, and we would all do well to walk the hell away from this mess.
Released: 2015
Prod: Todd Garner, Kevin James, Adam Sandler, Jack Giarraputo
Dir: Andy Fickman
Writer: Nick Bakay, Kevin James
Cast: Kevin James, Raini Rodriguez, Neal McDonough, David Henrie, Daniella Alonso, Loni Love, D. B. Woodside, Eduardo Verástegui, Nicholas Turturro, Gary Valentine, Ana Gastayer
Time: 94 min
Lang: English
Country: United States
Reviewed: 2018
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